DISCOVER

zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch


bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall

(Source: busket)


that-skinny-little-doll:


This caught me off guard and I probably laughed harder than I should have, omg. 
skellaten:

I follow back xxxxxx
lxscivious:

▼Explicit Pale▲

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit